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John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.
Nothing benefits you by telling the truth ever.
Condoms and Tums
Standup keeps John from picking up shovels.
The "we gotta go" girl
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Women are not like video games.
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Never just hit on one girl.
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Ladies, if you want the dishes done, call your guy a dick.
The further away John gets from the recall button, the bigger the trouble he's in.
For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.
Clutterblindness affects 110% of all men.
John advises young guys to go after older women.
John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
Men can't say "tsk."
John wants to outlaw girl glitter.