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Kids these days get stressed easily.
Nothing benefits you by telling the truth ever.
Condoms and Tums
Standup keeps John from picking up shovels.
The "we gotta go" girl
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Women are not like video games.
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Never just hit on one girl.
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Growing up, John always had to sit on the middle hump "suck seat."
John's younger brother had a trick to get John in trouble.
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
Black people won't admit there's anything wrong with their child.
Judy went to family therapy because her mother was going through menopause.
Finesse and his mom never got along because of being in the same age group.
Lining up in grammar school always took all day.
Sex education begins at home.
If on a first date you're asked what kind of drugs you like, there will probably be trouble later.