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John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
Nothing benefits you by telling the truth ever.
Condoms and Tums
Standup keeps John from picking up shovels.
The "we gotta go" girl
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Women are not like video games.
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Never just hit on one girl.
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Girls don't leave their own behind.
John advises young guys to go after older women.
John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.
For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.
John's mom cut his hair with the dingleberry scissors.
Men can't say "tsk."
John's wife has him on call 24/7.
Tums replace condoms as you get older.
Hiding a visit to the strip club from your wife may prove impossible.