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John's mom cut his hair with the dingleberry scissors.
Nothing benefits you by telling the truth ever.
Condoms and Tums
Standup keeps John from picking up shovels.
The "we gotta go" girl
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Women are not like video games.
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Never just hit on one girl.
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John's younger brother had a trick to get John in trouble.
Kids these days get stressed easily.
John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
John's little brother always got him in trouble.
Growing up, John always had to sit on the middle hump "suck seat."
Clutterblindness affects 110% of all men.
John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
Tums replace condoms as you get older.
RodMan wanted waves in his hair.