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Tums replace condoms as you get older.
Nothing benefits you by telling the truth ever.
Condoms and Tums
Standup keeps John from picking up shovels.
The "we gotta go" girl
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Women are not like video games.
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Never just hit on one girl.
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John's younger brother had a trick to get John in trouble.
Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.
John's little brother always got him in trouble.
Clutterblindness affects 110% of all men.
If it's OK for a parent to hit their kids, is it OK to then hit the parents?
John advises young guys to go after older women.
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Hospitals are incredibly inefficient.
Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.
John's mom cut his hair with the dingleberry scissors.