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Growing up, John always had to sit on the middle hump "suck seat."
Nothing benefits you by telling the truth ever.
Condoms and Tums
Standup keeps John from picking up shovels.
The "we gotta go" girl
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Women are not like video games.
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Never just hit on one girl.
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Kids these days get stressed easily.
John's younger brother had a trick to get John in trouble.
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
John's mom cut his hair with the dingleberry scissors.
Vince's dad spoke English and profanity.
The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
Kids today are too cautious with their game playing.
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.