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Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Nothing benefits you by telling the truth ever.
Condoms and Tums
Standup keeps John from picking up shovels.
The "we gotta go" girl
Women are not like video games.
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Never just hit on one girl.
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John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
John advises all men to lie during marriage counseling.
Ladies, if you want the dishes done, call your guy a dick.
John wants to outlaw girl glitter.
John's wife likes to argue with him in public.
John's wife has him on call 24/7.
Nick and his wife fight about money.
Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.
Girlfriends never brag about their fiances -- it's always about the ring.