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John Heffron

John Heffron burst onto the comedic scene during the prime of his college heyday. Although he graduated in his home state of Michigan, Heffron's priorities became clear when he began to skip class to perform live stand up.

His first gig was on the University of Michigan's campus at the Main Street Comedy Showcase. Since then, his comedy has evolved in a unique and creative fashion as he has grown from a fun-loving college student to a bewildered husband.

John's attraction to excitement and his personal vow to never perform physical labor have both inspired and motivated his successful career. The endless list of credits that comprise his impressive resume highlight his many significant accomplishments. He not only won the second season of NBC's Last Comic Standing, but was also a finalist in the subsequent season. Heffron's amusing and extensive material has earned him two separate half hour specials on the hit stand up show Comedy Central Presents, and he has become a regular on numerous VH1 satire series including I love the 80s: 3D, I Love the 70s: Volume 2, and My Coolest Years: My First Time. In addition to being featured on Thom Filicia's Dress My Nest, Heffron has performed on CMT's Coming to the Stage, NBC's Late Friday, and Comedy Central's Premium Blend. He has made numerous appearances on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and E!'s Chelsea Lately and 101 Craziest TV Moments. John is no stranger to live audiences and has taken the stage at several... [MORE]

His first gig was on the University of Michigan's campus at the Main Street Comedy Showcase. Since then, his comedy has evolved in a unique and creative fashion as he has grown from a fun-loving college student to a bewildered husband.

John's attraction to excitement and his personal vow to never perform physical labor have both inspired and motivated his successful career. The endless list of credits that comprise his impressive resume highlight his many significant accomplishments. He not only won the second season of NBC's Last Comic Standing, but was also a finalist in the subsequent season. Heffron's amusing and extensive material has earned him two separate half hour specials on the hit stand up show Comedy Central Presents, and he has become a regular on numerous VH1 satire series including I love the 80s: 3D, I Love the 70s: Volume 2, and My Coolest Years: My First Time. In addition to being featured on Thom Filicia's Dress My Nest, Heffron has performed on CMT's Coming to the Stage, NBC's Late Friday, and Comedy Central's Premium Blend. He has made numerous appearances on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and E!'s Chelsea Lately and 101 Craziest TV Moments. John is no stranger to live audiences and has taken the stage at several prestigious comedy festivals including the Las Vegas Comedy Festival, the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal and the HBO Comedy Festival in Aspen. He even had the recent honor of being a celebrity roaster for KISS' Gene Simmons on an episode of A&E's Gene Simmons: Family Jewels.

From his early days as a DJ on Detroit's number one morning show, Danny Bonaduce and the Q Crew, to one of his current roles sharing the screen with Courtney Cox-Arquette on FX's Dirt, Heffron has hailed experience from many talented comedians. However, his endless innovation can easily be seen in his own comedy.

John's first live stand up CD, Kid with a Cape, debuted over ten years ago. As a result of his constant touring, his routine has developed and grown and two more successful recordings, Good Kid, Bad Adult and The Better Half, have been released. John is currently co-hosting The Tony Rock Project on My Networks, which will appear this fall. He also has a brand new one-hour special soon to be release on DVD! Any stand up patron can relate to this comedian's diverse material that ranges from bar hopping adventures in his twenties to married life in his thirties.

John Heffron's youthful personality and cynical wisdom result in a witty combination that nobody can resist, and has managed to accomplish what most stand-up comedians can only dream of. [LESS]

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John Heffron - Video Games

Women are not like video games.

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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,615

John Heffron - Getting Older

Tums replace condoms as you get older.

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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 3,829

John Heffron - Second Business

John's wife has him on call 24/7.

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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,932

John Heffron - Stripper Dust

John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.

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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 1,853

John Heffron - Life Caddy

John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.

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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 1,521

John Heffron - The Tsk

Men can't say "tsk."

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Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 1,474

John Heffron - We Gotta Go, Girl

Girls don't leave their own behind.

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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 1,343

John Heffron - Roommate Rob

John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.

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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,291

John Heffron - Clutterblind

Clutterblindness affects 110% of all men.

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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 1,225

John Heffron - The Oldest

John's younger brother had a trick to get John in trouble.

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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,151

John Heffron: Older Women

I'm not saying older women are sluttier; I'm just saying, an older woman isn't gonna make you wait 'til three in the morning 'cause she's got sh*t...

Posted: 10/30/2008

John Heffron: Old School Child Safety

All the windows are rolled up, both parents are smoking as they paint my room with lead-based paint and drop me off at the asbestos elementary...

Posted: 10/30/2008

John Heffron: Second Business

That's what happens to you, fellas, once you get married: whatever your profession is, you open up a second business, which is a small shipping...

Posted: 10/30/2008

John Heffron: Gift Card

I went to the store with my wife 'cause we got a gift card from our wedding, and I went with her thinking I could help spend some of the money on...

Posted: 10/30/2008

John Heffron: My Childhood

I'm a little kid; I'm gone 12, 13, 14 hours -- I don't remember anybody coming looking for me. I'm gone 14 hours, no Amber Alert goes off.

Posted: 10/30/2008

John Heffron: School Luggage

They don't have backpacks anymore; they all have that rolling luggage crap now. Every time they get home, it looks like they're checking into a...

Posted: 10/30/2008

John Heffron: Marriage Is Like...

It's the running with the bulls. I don't know what else to tell you people. You just keep running and hear people getting gored behind you and just...

Posted: 10/30/2008

John Heffron: Relationship Talk

My wife recently said that we need to talk about our relationship, which was weird 'cause I'm like, 'But we're married. I thought we were done with...

Posted: 10/30/2008

John Heffron: Women's Stories

Ladies, I don't know how to put this: we're into your stories, but you need to make them shorter.

Posted: 10/30/2008

John Heffron: Want to Get Married

I kind of wanted to get married to get my first marriage out of the way.

Posted: 10/30/2008