Surfers have an IQ lower than bean dip.
Meatloaf's dad must have had a good sense of humor.
She's not that bright. She calls me up yesterday, 'John, the light bulb in the bathroom burned out. I don't know how to change it.' I said, 'First,...
I wasn't always a comic. Before I did this, I was a house painter for five years. Five years -- I didn't think I'd ever finish that house.