John Caponera: Videos, Jokes, Tour Dates, Biography and more

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Whitney CummingsGuy asked me to go on a date to Wolfgang Puck. I was really excited until I realized he was taking me to the one in the airport.12:23 PM Today

Iliza ShlesingerWHO NEEDS A MOVING WALKWAY WHEN I'VE GOT COFFEE IN ME AT THE AIRPORT- ILL JUST SPRINT EVERYwHERE!12:20 PM Today

Iliza ShlesingerWhy are all these people buying coffee at the airport? Let me go ahead and just get WIRED for my 3-5 hr trip in this flying jail cell.12:17 PM Today

Paul F. TompkinsAfter taking this photo I was chased by several tiny black helicopters! http://twitpic.com/ors1r12:12 PM Today

Bo Burnhami'm sorry twitter. i've treated you like a rich great grandmother. i haven't used you in a while.11:34 AM Today

Whitney CummingsJust read about a hip new trend: "boyfriend jeans." Are those just jeans that smell like funk and have no money in the pockets?10:03 AM Today

Whitney CummingsDallas show is Nov 28th not the 18th. Little groggy this am. Boston has some kick ass roofies.9:51 AM Today

Whitney CummingsTexas! Invite me over for Thanksgiving and get tix to Dallas Show Nov 18 House of Blues! I like dark meat. What? http://twitpic.com/or95z9:30 AM Today

Russell Peters"Because I love u so much it makes me fart"7:09 AM Today

Anjelah JohnsonI'm gonna need security to escort me to my room after this cash out. http://pic.gd/90ac385:06 AM Today

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John Caponera - Everything Sucks

John hates being around negative people.

Tags: John Caponera (4), imitations (770), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,119

John Caponera - Speedos

Men's swimwear is too revealing.

Tags: John Caponera (4), men/women (987), imitations (770)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 685

John Caponera - Ignorance Is Bliss

John's grandfather was very racist.

Tags: John Caponera (4), ethnic (813), imitations (770)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 625

John Caponera - Confused

MTV is messing up kids.

Tags: John Caponera (4), kids (828), ethnic (813)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 541

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John Caponera: Strong Drinks

Some of these drinks will knock you out. I was drinking that Sex on the Beach last night, had about six of them. Woke up this morning with sand in...

Posted: 02/24/1992

John Caponera: Airplane Safety

I got on the plane yesterday. I said, 'Sit me next to the fattest son of a bitch on this plane. 'Cause when that explosion hits and that hole comes...

Posted: 02/24/1992

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