Jokes
John would be dangerous with pepper spray.
Filed under: John Caparulo (15), crime (249),
Views: 37,337
Posted: 12/20/2008
John Caparulo - Pepper Spray
John would be dangerous with pepper spray.
Tags: John Caparulo (15), crime (249),
Posted: 12/20/08
Views: 37,337
John Caparulo - Getting Bit by a Swan
At least if you get attacked by a bear, you get a story out of it.
Tags: John Caparulo (15), Premium Blend (748), money (448)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 32,957
John Caparulo - Would You Do That?
Guys talk about weird stuff.
Tags: John Caparulo (15), Comedy Central Presents (1781), sex (909)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 14,663
John Caparulo - Canada
Canada is one big North Dakota.
Tags: John Caparulo (15), Canada (25),
Posted: 12/20/08
Views: 14,169
John Caparulo - Yard Sale
People at yard sales make you feel bad about stuff you don't want.
Tags: John Caparulo (15), Comedy Central Presents (1781), family (551)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 11,206
John Caparulo - Type B Personality
Relationships are hard.
Tags: John Caparulo (15), Comedy Central Presents (1781), men/women (840)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 11,008
John Caparulo - Pets
If a single guy has a cat, he is either gay or a villain.
Tags: John Caparulo (15), Comedy Central Presents (1781), animals (401)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 9,408
John Caparulo - Behind the Porn Scenes
John always watches his porn on mute.
Tags: John Caparulo (15), Comedy Central Presents (1781), work/office (343)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 8,976
John Caparulo - Flight Delays
All of John's flights get delayed.
Tags: John Caparulo (15), Comedy Central Presents (1781), animals (401)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 8,282
Bill Burr - Spousal Homicide
Why do men kill their wives?
Tags: Bill Burr (20), marriage (416), crime (249)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 2,013
Bobcat Goldthwait - Detained by the Authorities
Bobcat Goldthwait is accused of stealing Rolaids.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), crime (249), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 2,728
Brian Haley - Hotel Security
All the hotels bolt the television sets to the desks now.
Tags: Brian Haley (3), The A-List (490), crime (249)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 386
Bill Burr - The Hitler Family Name
Did Hitler not have any relatives?
Tags: Bill Burr (20), crime (249), Live at Gotham (243)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 5,644
Damon Wayans - Back to the Projects
Damon Wayans doesn't go back to the 'hood.
Tags: Damon Wayans (12), Premium Blend (748), growing up (405)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 863
Rich Vos - Can I Help You
Can you tell me what time the armored car arrives?
Tags: Rich Vos (20), crime (249), Live at Gotham (243)
Posted: 07/18/08
Views: 25,811
Heather Lawless - Supplements
Heather takes hair and skin supplements.
Tags: Heather Lawless (2), Premium Blend (748), health (519)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 353
Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment
If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (1781), crime (249)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 636
Brad Mastrangelo - State Trooper
State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.
Tags: Brad Mastrangelo (1), driving (265), crime (249)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 609
Russ Meneve - Good Intentions
The inventor of the ski mask had the best of intentions.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1781), animals (401)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 211
