Evolution passed over Kentucky.
Fart jokes are comedy from god.
Men only want four things out of life.
When old men laugh, it sounds like something bad is about to happen.
Exercise is overrated.
A fart is comedy from God.
Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.
You can kiss Joey's e-ass.
There's nothing to see in space.
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.