Fart jokes are comedy from god.
Men only want four things out of life.
When old men laugh, it sounds like something bad is about to happen.
Exercise is overrated.
A fart is comedy from God.
Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.
Evolution passed over Kentucky.
You can kiss Joey's e-ass.
There's nothing to see in space.
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.