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Born in Brooklyn, Joey Kola soon moved to Long Island, where he grew up. After graduating high school and college, Joey began a career in stand-up comedy in 1980. For over 20 years Joey has been making audiences laugh in comedy clubs, colleges, theaters, cruise ships, and on numerous television shows, including "The Late Show with David Letterman," "The Rosie O'Donnell Show," and Comedy Central's "Premium Blend."

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Joey Kola - God's Comedy

Fart jokes are comedy from god.

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Posted: 07/10/03
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Joey Kola - Men, Women and Elephants

Men only want four things out of life.

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Posted: 07/10/03
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Joey Kola - Scary Laughing

When old men laugh, it sounds like something bad is about to happen.

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Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 992

Joey Kola - No Exercise

Exercise is overrated.

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Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 948

Joey Kola - A Fart is...

A fart is comedy from God.

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Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 906

Joey Kola - Never Angry

Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.

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Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 864

Joey Kola - North vs. South

Evolution passed over Kentucky.

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Posted: 07/10/03
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Joey Kola - Computers

You can kiss Joey's e-ass.

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Posted: 10/04/01
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Joey Kola - Nothing Out There

There's nothing to see in space.

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Posted: 07/10/03
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Joey Kola - Life is Short

If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.

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Posted: 07/10/03
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Joey Kola: My Father's Car

See, the rules have changed, men. It's a different world. I've got a mini van. My father never had a minivan. I grew up in the late 60s, early 70s....

Tags: parenting (335), growing up (259), driving (241)

Posted: 10/04/2001

Joey Kola: Six-Year-Old Son

He wakes up, and he wants a cookie for breakfast. He knows she's going to say no. So, he comes to me at six o'clock in the morning. You're an...

Tags: kids (630), food (379), parenting (335)

Posted: 10/04/2001

Joey Kola: My Wife's Shopping Skills

She took my son to Costco, bought 14 pounds of Oreos -- saved us money somehow. I don't know how. The coupon queen worked that out.

Tags: money (431), food (379), marriage (356)

Posted: 07/10/2003

Joey Kola: Don't Want to Lose Weight

I don't want to lose weight. My tongue and my taste buds are the only friends I got.

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Posted: 07/10/2003

Joey Kola: New York City Trees

You give me a tree that can live off glass, cigarette butts and pebbles -- that's a real tree. No this 'I need sunshine' crap, no way. Our trees...

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Posted: 07/10/2003

Joey Kola: Living Too Long

What do you do -- eat the right foods, exercise? Live 'til you're 97 so your relatives can empty your urine bottle every five minutes? Oh, thanks...

Tags: health (734), family (349), aging (239)

Posted: 07/10/2003

Joey Kola: The Male Bull Elephant Life

The male bull elephant is a solitary creature, only joining the herd for mating and courtship.' That's a direct quote from the Discovery Channel....

Tags: sex (2379), men/women (1718), animals (947)

Posted: 07/10/2003

Joey Kola: The Male Silverback Gorilla's Fiber Intake

Could you imagine the wonderful, beautiful poop that this thing must take? That's why they beat their chest. I'd be beating my chest, too, if I had...

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Posted: 07/10/2003

Joey Kola: Scary Laugh

Make sure you laugh normally. My grandfather, very scary -- big Italian grandfather, very scary laugher. You don't know if he's gonna blackout,...

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Posted: 07/10/2003

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