Beached whales are some of the weirdest things you'll ever see.

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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 3,007

Penguins are really dumb.

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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,174

Nobody ever talks about the fact that forever is above you at all times.

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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,927

Andy Kindler loves when a hurricane is downgraded to a tropical depression.

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Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 310

Women don't like when you just lay on their couch all day.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 713

People put a lot of strange things up their asses.

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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 19,217

Every time the weatherman slips up, the anchorman is waiting to mock him.

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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 712

Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.

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Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,972

You forgot what chicken tastes like!

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My relatives don't think comedians exist.

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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 12,596