Q: How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb
?
A: Well, teachers generally don't change light bulbs, but a good teacher can make...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one.
How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully:...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way
stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper...
Posted: 12/01/2008
A teacher asks the new student her name. The girl replies,
"Happy Butt."
The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Mother: "Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you'll
be late for school."
Victor: "Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me,...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Really? These are the best years of my life? I live with my
parents. I don't have a car. I'm a virgin. I have no money. And these are the best...
Posted: 10/30/2008
We had to practice what to do in case the Communists dropped
the bomb on us. Like that would be the first place they'd bomb -- a Catholic grade...
Posted: 10/30/2008
You think when gym teachers are younger, they're thinking, 'You
know I want to teach, but I don't want to read'?
Posted: 10/30/2008
My kindergarten teacher was the first one to recognize
something wasn't quite right with me. She called my mama and said, 'Ms. Kerwin, we're...
Posted: 10/30/2008
The kids doing drugs should be the only ones expected to get an
'A' in chemistry. 'Alright, I'll let you students know only one of you received...
Posted: 10/30/2008