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It was Jimmy's scene-stealing performance as the lollipop-sucking strip club bouncer in Columbia Pictures' GO, directed by Doug Liman (SWINGERS), that jumpstarted his film career. Since, he has landed several roles in films such as Jerry Bruckheimer's "Coyote Ugly" and Fox Searchlight Pictures' ONE HOUR PHOTO, starring Robin Williams (which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in January 2002), and this coming January he can be seen in "The Italian Job" starring Charlize Theron, Ed Norton, and Mark Walhberg. He has also been seen on numerous television shows including ER, KING OF QUEENS (recurring), RUDE AWAKENINGS, ANGEL, ONCE AND AGAIN, SECRET SERVICE GUY and YOUTH IN REVOLT, FX's new show "LUCKY" which will premiere in April with John Corbette. Jimmy, of course, wants more? namely, a regular sitcom part, an Comedy Central 1/2 hour comedy special, and a lead role in an indie film.

Growing up as the son of a Philadelphia detective wasn't easy for Jimmy, as he and his band of six brothers were always getting into trouble, My father was living his worst nightmare he was a police officer raising six criminals. Since Jimmy was the middle child, most of his childhood days were spent wearing "bloodstained" hand-me downs from his older brothers. He attended the Philadelphia High School for Creative and Performing Arts, majoring in Drama. It was from those experiences in acting class that Jimmy knew he wanted to be a performer.

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Jimmy Shubert - Predatory Culture

We don't care about people!

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Posted: 02/20/04
Views: 9,505

Jimmy Shubert - Eating

Fresh pepper, protein omelets.

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Posted: 02/20/04
Views: 2,266

Jimmy Shubert - Airport Security

Jimmy gets racially profiled.

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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 1,394

Jimmy Shubert - The Conjoined Twin Country Singer

Country singing is a very competitive field.

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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 913

Jimmy Shubert - Licking Frogs

"Ribbit" sounds a lot like "Lick it."

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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 763

Jimmy Shubert - Seafood Aquarium

You never notice a crying fish.

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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 643

Jimmy Shubert - Predatory Culture

Don't kill people when you get fired.

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Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 530

Jimmy Shubert - Will Work for Food

You see all kinds of freaky stuff in Los Angeles.

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Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 441

Jimmy Shubert - Conjoined Twins

It would suck to have someone else connected to you.

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Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 296

Jimmy Shubert: My Grandmother

I don't wanna say she's on medication, but she has an Elvis Pez dispenser with valium in it.

Posted: 12/17/2000

Jimmy Shubert: Don't Want to Say He Was Fat...

I was driving around today. I pulled off the freeway; I get stuck at the bottom of the off ramp. There's a guy standing there -- had to be tipping...

Posted: 12/17/2000

Jimmy Shubert: Airport Security Measures

I love it when they make the women take off their shoes. Yeah, like any woman's going to blow up a perfectly good pair of shoes.

Posted: 02/19/2004

Jimmy Shubert: The Transportation Security Administration

What does the TSA actually stand for, Take Scissors Away? Thousands Standing Around?

Posted: 02/19/2004

Jimmy Shubert: Licking Frogs

People were licking frogs to get high... They were making an arrest -- I'm watching this going, 'How the f**k did he get caught?'

Posted: 02/19/2004

Jimmy Shubert: Neutering

I love the people that care more about neutering stray cats than they care about homeless American veterans... What they should be doing is...

Posted: 02/19/2004

Jimmy Shubert: When You Get Fired

You don't kill people when you get fired. You steal stuff.

Posted: 02/19/2004

Jimmy Shubert: On Conjoined Twins

I love my brothers, but I would not want to share a kidney, a spleen and a liver with them. Two Irish guys, one liver?

Posted: 02/19/2004