I've got to tell you, that's a gorgeous four-and-a-half hour
drive in from the airport.
Posted: 06/30/2002
He's got his head so far up his ass, his body's a hat.
Posted: 06/30/2002
This is day 14 of my head held hostage by this god awful
haircut.
Posted: 06/30/2002
Three weeks ago, I had this big, crazy, Dwayne-from-'What's
Happening!!' head of hair. I cut a hole so deep, I could have put a beer bottle in it...
Posted: 06/30/2002
The woman cutting my hair had the biggest breasts I'd ever seen
in my entire life. And I mean huge, double D, Danny DeVitos -- these babies are big.
Posted: 06/30/2002
The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't
sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then...
Posted: 02/14/2000
I recently went and saw 'Eyes Wide Shut.' Did you folks see
that film? Yeah, you didn't see it? Piece of garbage! Not the movie, you for not...
Posted: 02/14/2000