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From the minute Jimmy Pardo hits the stage you know exactly what's on his mind. With a potent mix of high energy sarcasm, fast-paced improvisation and a dash of self-deprecation, "The Shooter" holds nothing back. Using his contagious personality to win over the audience, Jimmy reveals the imbecile that lives within his pompous 5'4" frame. No one is safe when Jimmy begins to rail against all things moronic. "You heard it right!!!," he barks at the audience, commanding them to pay attention or suffer the consequences.

Arriving in L.A. in 1995, Jimmy quickly earned the respect of his peers and along with it, the moniker "comic's comic". Such a reputation has earned him recurring appearances on TBS's "Dinner and a Movie" and Comedy Central's Make Me Laugh. Not one for over-exposure, Jimmy has guest starred on four unaired pilots. In 1997 he hosted the pilot of "Just for Laughs", a game show collaboration between Game Show Network, The Montreal Comedy Festival and Tony Danza's Katieface Productions. In 1998 he appeared at The Montreal Festival and taped an appearance on Penn & Teller's Sin City Spectacular for fX. Jimmy closed out the decade with appearances on The "Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn", VH-1's The List, Comedy Central's Premium Blend and also hosted the pilot for fX's "The Test." In 2001, he mounted a one-man show (with supporting characters) called "Attention Must Be Paid" which played to sold out shows and standing ovations. He also co-starred in the... [MORE]
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Jimmy Pardo - Carnival

Winning at the carnival.

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Posted: 07/01/02
Views: 11,818

Jimmy Pardo - Circumcision

His nephew's penis is different.

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Posted: 07/01/02
Views: 4,531

Jimmy Pardo - Duck Game

Picking a duck out of water is a suck-ass game for a 34-year-old.

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Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,857

Jimmy Pardo - Buxom Barber

Jimmy is trapped by his barber's breasts.

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Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,067

Jimmy Pardo - Different Penises

Jimmy's nephew asks an inevitable question.

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Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 937

Jimmy Pardo - Cement Walls

Jimmy deals with New York traffic.

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Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 602

Jimmy Pardo - Renaissance Fair

There hasn't been a good joust match in a while.

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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 548

Jimmy Pardo - Do It Yourself Haircut

Jimmy thinks it's a good idea to cut his own hair.

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Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 480

Jimmy Pardo - Towels

Hotel showers and home showers are quite different.

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Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 477

Jimmy Pardo - Haircut Woes

Jimmy's clipper makes a noise it shouldn't make.

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Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 366

Jimmy Pardo: New York City Traffic

I've got to tell you, that's a gorgeous four-and-a-half hour drive in from the airport.

Posted: 06/30/2002

Jimmy Pardo: How Far Up?

He's got his head so far up his ass, his body's a hat.

Posted: 06/30/2002

Jimmy Pardo: Head Held Hostage

This is day 14 of my head held hostage by this god awful haircut.

Posted: 06/30/2002

Jimmy Pardo: Big Hair

Three weeks ago, I had this big, crazy, Dwayne-from-'What's Happening!!' head of hair. I cut a hole so deep, I could have put a beer bottle in it...

Posted: 06/30/2002

Jimmy Pardo: Big Breasts

The woman cutting my hair had the biggest breasts I'd ever seen in my entire life. And I mean huge, double D, Danny DeVitos -- these babies are big.

Posted: 06/30/2002

Jimmy Pardo: Driving Into the Ditch

The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then...

Posted: 02/14/2000

Jimmy Pardo: Seeing "Eyes Wide Shut"

I recently went and saw 'Eyes Wide Shut.' Did you folks see that film? Yeah, you didn't see it? Piece of garbage! Not the movie, you for not...

Posted: 02/14/2000