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A lot of women are carrying condoms now.
There are things men do you'll never see women do.
You can't yell out to someone when you're in a strange bathroom with no toilet paper.
They're pretty cool, except when your wife sits down in public.
Guys make strange noises when they look at beautiful women.
Lois has to drive past high schools to find guys in their sexual peak.
At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
At 35, what is your opening line to talk to women?
They don't get philosophy jokes in Alabama.
If a husband gets sent to buy tampons, he better come back with the right size.
It's like construction workers have a jackhammer in their pants.