Jimmie loved the Los Angeles riots.
Michael Jackson gets whiter by the minute.
Marion Barry gave Jimmie the kilo to the city.
We got women doing everything now.
Marion Barry's a good friend of mine. I love him; he's a good pal. I was in Washington, D.C. about a year and a half ago, and Marion Barry meets me...
I can't believe this -- Jimmy Swaggart caught with another hooker. My goodness, what is the name of his church anyway -- Our Lady of the Evening?
I'm in New York a couple of weeks ago, true story -- guy trying to steal my tires got run over by the guy trying to steal my car.
I watched a commercial on the other day, could not believe it. Guy walks into a locker room, puts his foot up on a stool -- his foot catches on...