Views: 6,415
Posted: 07/11/2000
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
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Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 125,309
Jim Gaffigan - Most Beautiful Thing on Earth
Would we know what a water chestnut is if it weren't for bacon?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 50,490
Jim Gaffigan - Bologna
Bologna is not just a meat, it's an insult.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 47,836
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,158
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,609
Carlos Mencia - The Pope in Heaven
It shouldn't be wrong to assume the pope is in heaven having sex.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 3,602
Jim Gaffigan - The Youngest Child
The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 10,788
Nick DiPaolo - The Pope
Nick was not shocked when the pope died.
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Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 431
Ian Bagg - MySpace Molesters
Ian remembers the good old days when molesters had to have vans.
Tags: Ian Bagg (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 962
D.L. Hughley - The Pope
If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.
Tags: money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 848
Mike Birbiglia - Parents
Mike loves his parents, but he doesn't like them.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), religion (776), parents (525)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 3,276
Kevin Hart - The Devil
Kevin's mother is overly religious.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 12,378
Richard Jeni - Brought Up Catholic
Richard Jeni had trouble staying awake during church as a kid.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 1,406
Jim Gaffigan - New York City
Midwestern pride is slightly different than tough guy New York pride.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 14,684
Cristela Alonzo - What Would Jesus Do?
God doesn't check IDs.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,850
