Balding is God's way of saying, "Let's see him get laid now."
Filed under: Jim Gaffigan (34), sex (1283), lookin' good (369)
Views: 4,068
Posted: 05/04/2004
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), work/office (398),
Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 125,321
Jim Gaffigan - Most Beautiful Thing on Earth
Would we know what a water chestnut is if it weren't for bacon?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 50,518
Jim Gaffigan - Bologna
Bologna is not just a meat, it's an insult.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 47,853
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,186
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,620
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), health (976), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,326
Dane Cook - Don't Cheat
Dane Cook and his 40-foot key cheat on his girlfriend.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 19,064
Mike Birbiglia - Dance Club
Mike Birbiglia goes dancing.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), self-deprecating (211), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 2,651
Sue Murphy - Garage Sale
There's nothing more pathetic on earth than a garage sale.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), money (865), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,208
Jim Gaffigan - Lazy for No Reason
You ever have one thing to do all day, but you just can't get yourself to do it?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 12,441
Andrew Donnelly - Super 8 Motel
When Andrew Donnelly travels, he likes to stay in fancy places.
Tags: Andrew Donnelly (2), money (865), travel (310)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 719
Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym
They're like a group of big pigeons.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), health (976), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,136
Jim Gaffigan - New York City
Midwestern pride is slightly different than tough guy New York pride.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 14,685
Al Madrigal - Bachelor Party
Al Madrigal navigates a Mexican strip club.
Tags: Al Madrigal (10), sex (1283), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,737
Russ Meneve - Who's a Prostitute
Things were going so well at the bar, who could tell that these girls were prostitutes?
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), sex (1283), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,390
