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Manatees are an endangered species because they're out of shape.
Filed under: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
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Posted: 07/11/2000
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), work/office (388),
Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 124,367
Jim Gaffigan - Most Beautiful Thing on Earth
Would we know what a water chestnut is if it weren't for bacon?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (790),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 49,377
Jim Gaffigan - Bologna
Bologna is not just a meat, it's an insult.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (790),
Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 46,785
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (790),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 39,756
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (790), religion (770)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 37,390
Reese Waters - Lifetime
When women watch Lifetime, they just collect emotional baggage by the hour.
Tags: Reese Waters (3), men/women (987), religion (770)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 186
Aries Spears - National Geographic
There are certain noises black people don't mess with.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 3,589
Megan Mooney - Elderly Advice
The older you are, the worse your advice.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,590
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 772
Tony Woods - Africa
Anybody would be scared by eight naked pygmies.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,258
Lynne Koplitz - Weight
Lynne doesn't eat until she feels dizzy.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 3,014
Tony Sculfield - Junkie Roaches
Tony's roaches are junkies for Raid.
Tags: Tony Sculfield (3), animals (783), drugs (630)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 178
Paul Provenza - Northern Exposure
Paul gets some interesting fan mail.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), animals (783), drugs (630)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 69
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 739
