You ever have one thing to do all day, but you just can't get yourself to do it?
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Views: 12,108
Posted: 07/11/2000
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
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Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 124,449
Jim Gaffigan - Most Beautiful Thing on Earth
Would we know what a water chestnut is if it weren't for bacon?
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Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 49,453
Jim Gaffigan - Bologna
Bologna is not just a meat, it's an insult.
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Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 46,856
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 39,874
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 37,483
Jim Gaffigan - People Who Don't Drink
Whenever people find out you don't drink, they always ask why.
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Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 20,995
Jim Gaffigan - People With Glasses
The only advantage to wearing glasses is getting to do the dramatic removal.
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Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 22,734
Jim Gaffigan - Pale and Bald
Balding is God's way of saying, "Let's see him get laid now."
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Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 3,942
Jim Gaffigan - Article Continued on Page Six
Sometimes, you accidentally read the end to a different article.
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Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 4,607
Brian Regan - Get Your Eyes Checked
Eye examinations are very intimidating
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Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 12,949
Brian Regan - A Level of Self-Consciousness
Eye doctors can make you feel self-conscious.
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Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 2,419
Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends
Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.
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Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 9,623
Jim Gaffigan - New York City
Midwestern pride is slightly different than tough guy New York pride.
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Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 14,585
Jim Gaffigan - The Pope
Anyone a pope here?
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Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 6,098
