Jokes
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Views: 276,854
Posted: 12/01/2007
Jim Gaffigan - Cake
Pie is like liquid cake.
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Posted: 12/01/07
Views: 119,434
Jim Gaffigan - Most Beautiful Thing on Earth
Would we know what a water chestnut is if it weren't for bacon?
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Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 39,106
Jim Gaffigan - Bologna
Bologna is not just a meat, it's an insult.
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Posted: 03/29/09
Views: 38,945
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (31), food (494), religion (320)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 32,085
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 31,416
Jim Gaffigan - Manatees
Manatees are an endangered species because they're out of shape.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (31), Comedy Central Presents (1779), animals (400)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 29,797
Jim Gaffigan - Pregnant
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
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Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 25,435
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 36,891
Gilson Lubin - Fast Racist
Gilson Lubin wishes all racists good luck.
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Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,861
Clinton Jackson - Energy Drinks
They don't tell you what happens if you drink four energy drinks.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 3,057
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,394
Brian Scolaro - Process of Elimination
The first guy to eat an egg was gross.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (494)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 1,817
Harland Williams - Barbecue Recipe
Harland loves to barbecue.
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Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 782
Aisha Tyler - Eating in Los Angeles
Everyone in LA is an air-tarian.
Tags: Aisha Tyler (9), food (494), Los Angeles (148)
Posted: 02/21/09
Views: 3,959
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), food (494), work/office (342)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,400
Jared Logan - Onion Rings
I found the golden ticket in my onion rings!
Tags: Jared Logan (5), food (493), Live at Gotham (242)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 6,806
