Jim David can't be a Democrat or Republican -- he likes making money and spending it on drugs.
Filed under: Jim David (13), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Views: 1,063
Posted: 12/10/2000
Jim David - White People
White people are scared of everything.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,668
Jim David - North vs. South
Florida is not the South.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,631
Jim David - Understanding
Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,402
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,331
Jim David - Education
Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,037
Jim David - British
The British Parliament spends a lot of time screaming.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 923
Jim David - Computer Problems
It's hard to hold a desktop computer while on the toilet.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 810
Jim David - The Twenties
A 20-year-old's only purpose is to look good.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), aging (296)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 591
Jim David - The New Look
Beauty comes from within -- like gas.
Tags: Jim David (13), drugs (639), impressions (304)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 357
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,329
Jim David - Education
Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,037
Deon Cole - Getting Deep
It would be cool to have special powers.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,515
Jim David - Understanding
Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,402
Jim David - British
The British Parliament spends a lot of time screaming.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 923
Jim David - Meeting People
If you're a comedian, it's hard to relate to Martha Stewart.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 322
Jim David - North vs. South
Florida is not the South.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,630
Jim David - Computer Problems
It's hard to hold a desktop computer while on the toilet.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 810
Jim David - White People
White people are scared of everything.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,667
Jim David - The Twenties
A 20-year-old's only purpose is to look good.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), aging (296)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 591
