Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.
Filed under: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Views: 1,044
Posted: 12/10/2000
Jim David - White People
White people are scared of everything.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,676
Jim David - North vs. South
Florida is not the South.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,638
Jim David - Understanding
Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,410
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,339
Jim David - Politics
Jim David can't be a Democrat or Republican -- he likes making money and spending it on drugs.
Tags: Jim David (13), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,063
Jim David - British
The British Parliament spends a lot of time screaming.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 925
Jim David - Computer Problems
It's hard to hold a desktop computer while on the toilet.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 811
Jim David - The Twenties
A 20-year-old's only purpose is to look good.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), aging (296)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 593
Jim David - The New Look
Beauty comes from within -- like gas.
Tags: Jim David (13), drugs (639), impressions (304)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 357
Reno Collier - Physical Education
If you teach in a school, you better be a good liar.
Tags: Reno Collier (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 1,685
David Feldman - Sex Education
Sex education begins at home.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 681
Ty Barnett - New Birth Control
There should be restrictions on who can breed.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 1,896
Finesse Mitchell - Young Mom
Finesse and his mom never got along because of being in the same age group.
Tags: Finesse Mitchell (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,608
Jim David - Understanding
Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,410
Ted Alexandro - Grammar School
Lining up in grammar school always took all day.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,219
Sue Murphy - Senior Prom
Being tan is important.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (525)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 390
David Feldman - Treat our Teachers Better
We have to treat our teachers better.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 805
Eugene Mirman - Book Report
Eugene got an A+ and a place in special education at the same time.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 5,379
Cory Kahaney - Trouble
Cory's daughter got in trouble for saying, "F."
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,225
