It's hard to hold a desktop computer while on the toilet.
Filed under: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Views: 811
Posted: 12/10/2000
Jim David - White People
White people are scared of everything.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,672
Jim David - North vs. South
Florida is not the South.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,635
Jim David - Understanding
Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,406
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,335
Jim David - Politics
Jim David can't be a Democrat or Republican -- he likes making money and spending it on drugs.
Tags: Jim David (13), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,063
Jim David - Education
Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,041
Jim David - British
The British Parliament spends a lot of time screaming.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 923
Jim David - The Twenties
A 20-year-old's only purpose is to look good.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), aging (296)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 592
Jim David - The New Look
Beauty comes from within -- like gas.
Tags: Jim David (13), drugs (639), impressions (304)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 357
Jim David - North vs. South
Florida is not the South.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,635
Jim David - White People
White people are scared of everything.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,669
Jim David - The Twenties
A 20-year-old's only purpose is to look good.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), aging (296)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 592
Jim David - British
The British Parliament spends a lot of time screaming.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 923
Kyle Dunnigan - Old People
Old people and technology don't mix.
Tags: Kyle Dunnigan (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 5,445
Lizz Winstead - Old People
Americans have no respect for the elderly.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,688
Paul Gilmartin - Good Ol' Days
A kid in footy pajamas can rule the world.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 425
Arj Barker - Conceited Google
Google has a serious attitude problem.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 9,325
Jim David - Meeting People
If you're a comedian, it's hard to relate to Martha Stewart.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 322
Arj Barker - Getting Online
Arj Barker learns you need more than just a computer to get online.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 3,342
