Jim David: Videos, Jokes, Tour Dates, Biography and more

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A headliner at clubs and corporate events across the country, this Southern boy with a Northern attitude is winner of the MAC (Manhattan Assn. of Clubs & Cabarets) Award for Outstanding Comedian and the Backstage Magazine BISTRO Award for Outstanding Comedian. He has appeared on and off Broadway, in films and commercials, and at the Aspen HBO US Comedy Arts Festival, Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival and the Chicago Comedy Festival. His one-man comedy SOUTH PATHETIC was produced at the Williamstown Theatre Festival. You may visit Jim on the web at www.jimdavid.com.

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Jim David - White People

White people are scared of everything.

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Posted: 12/10/00
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Jim David - North vs. South

Florida is not the South.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,642

Jim David - Understanding

Apparently, homosexuals are not very common in Israeli hotels.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,415

Jim David - Pets

There was a time when drugs were healthy.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,347

Jim David - Politics

Jim David can't be a Democrat or Republican -- he likes making money and spending it on drugs.

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Posted: 12/10/00
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Jim David - Education

Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,049

Jim David - British

The British Parliament spends a lot of time screaming.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 927

Jim David - Computer Problems

It's hard to hold a desktop computer while on the toilet.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 811

Jim David - The Twenties

A 20-year-old's only purpose is to look good.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 595

Jim David - The New Look

Beauty comes from within -- like gas.

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Posted: 05/30/97
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Jim David: From Within

Beauty comes from within -- like gas.

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Posted: 05/30/1997

Jim David: Endemic to My Race

I was raised by people that wear lime green polyester pants and white vinyl shoes, and I thought that this was endemic to my race 'til I saw a...

Tags: lookin' good (489), ethnic (427), growing up (259)

Posted: 05/30/1997

Jim David: Upwardly Mobile Home

I am white trash and proud. I was raised in an upwardly mobile home, so I prefer to be called trash du blanc.

Tags: ethnic (427), blue collar (282), housing (110)

Posted: 12/10/2000

Jim David: Former Hippie

I'm a former hippie; I did drugs back when they were healthy. The only time I ever did LSD was at Disney World. I didn't go there -- it came to me....

Tags: pop culture (770), travel (277), drugs (179)

Posted: 12/10/2000

Jim David: The Thing About Family

You know, the thing about your family is you're connected forever by blood relation to a group of folks who are really not your kind of people.

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Posted: 12/10/2000

Jim David: Morning Papers

I read my morning papers on the computer. It's just hard to hold the computer on the toilet 'cause I don't have a laptop.

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Posted: 12/10/2000

Jim David: Not Telling My Age

I'm not gonna tell you how old I am. Let's just say it's somewhere between 30 and a Wal-Mart greeter.

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Posted: 12/10/2000

Jim David: Dutch Influence

Some friends of mine came to visit me from Holland, and they said, 'We would like to go to Harlem.' I said, 'Well you know, the Dutch influence has...

Tags: ethnic (427), international affairs (349), travel (277)

Posted: 12/10/2000

Jim David: Explaining Gay Sex to Dad

My dad looks at me, and he says, 'So now, so now, what is it that the two of you do? What do you do?' And I said, 'Well, you know, Dad, all those...

Tags: sex (2379), men/women (1718), family (349)

Posted: 12/10/2000

Jim David: No British Embarrassment

The British don't want to be embarrassed about anything. They could have their pants around their ankles, and they're going, 'Do you feel a draft?'

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Posted: 12/10/2000

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