Time-traveling Scotsman? Done!
Edgar Allen Poe is alive and doing infomercials.
I'm always talking myself out of cooking stuff that's really easy, too. Ya know, I'll be at home and I'll think, 'Ya know what I could go for? A...
Do you guys read your horoscopes? I don't read them because I think they're flimflam. It seems to me what they do is they write them really broad...
I've got really bad credit. I'm not even going to front; it's pretty bad. I just got turned down for a magazine subscription.