Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: I wrote a joke about inventing steam and selling a zipper factory to Neil Diamond.
Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: My Grandma makes people laugh. She's 90 lbs of hilarity and potentially the first woman to ever be described as "a pistol."
Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: Much of what I do may be described as nerdy but not quiet. Additionally, any of my clownish antics were never really embraced by an entire class. Let's try niche-nerd entertainer.
Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: If you can't do one, please do the other. Either way someone notices you.
Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: This question is a trap. new fashioned inevitability.
Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: I wrote a joke about inventing steam and selling a zipper factory to Neil Diamond.
Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: My Grandma makes people laugh. She's 90 lbs of hilarity and potentially the first woman to ever be described as "a pistol."
Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: Much of what I do may be described as nerdy but not quiet. Additionally, any of my clownish antics were never really embraced by an entire class. Let's try niche-nerd entertainer.
Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: If you can't do one, please do the other. Either way someone notices you.
Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: This question is a trap. new fashioned inevitability.
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