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Jeffrey Ross

Jeffrey Ross a.k.a. the "Roastmaster General"'s many show stopping performances at celebrity roasts honoring America's favorite stars such as William Shatner, Hugh Hefner, Donald Trump, Pamela Anderson and Emmet Smith inspired New York Magazine to crown him "The Meanest Man in Comedy".

Jeff's directorial debut, Patriot Act: A Jeffrey Ross Home Movie screened at many top festivals including South by Southwest, the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival, The Hampton's Film Festival, and even won Best Picture at the Montreal Comedy Festival. Jeff's "home movie" captures his life changing experience entertaining U.S. troops stationed around Iraq during the early days of the U.S. Occupation. The New York Times reviewer declared Jeff, "...if not a hero, than someone who at least did his small part". The New York Post gave the film a perfect four out of four star review and declared it, "...the best documentary to emerge from the Iraq war so far". General Richard Meyers, Chairman of the Joint Chief of Staff said Patriot Act was... "...funny and poignant -- every American should see it". Patriot Act: A Jeffrey Ross Home Movie aired on Showtime in honor of Memorial Day and is now available on DVD.

As a comic, Jeff has appeared on dozens of TV shows including David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jay Leno, Carson Daly, The View, The Today Show, HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, MSNBC's... [MORE]
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Jeffrey Ross - Blue Collar Break-Up

Why did the Blue Collar Comedy Tour break up?

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), Larry the Cable Guy (27),

Posted: 03/15/09
Views: 29,668

Jeffrey Ross - My Girl Giggles

Jeffrey Ross reads a love poem.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), men/women (839), dating (611)

Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 10,421

Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique

Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), family (550), food (493)

Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,028

Jeffrey Ross - Cookie Monster

Jeffrey Ross misses the old Cookie Monster.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), sex (904), kids (595)

Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 1,466

Jeffrey Ross - George Washington Roast

Talk about a star-spangled boner.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), sex (904), music (348)

Posted: 03/24/98
Views: 965

Jeffrey Ross - Why I Love My Gangster Bitch Girlfriend

Jeffrey wrote a love poem for his gangster bitch girlfriend.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), ethnic (690), dating (611)

Posted: 03/24/98
Views: 857

Jeffrey Ross - Sexually Transmitted Skills

Sex would be better if it could enhance your resume.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), sex (904), imitations (766)

Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 818

Jeffrey Ross - Answering Machines

Long answering machine messages are annoying.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), imitations (766), technology (163)

Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 817

Jeffrey Ross - Where the F**k is the ATM Machine?

Jeffrey Ross loses to a pair of queens.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), music (348), pop culture (167)

Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 763

Jeffrey Ross - Flippity Flop

The audience decided not to dress up tonight.

Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), men/women (839), animals (400)

Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 640

Jeffrey Ross: Wearing Flip-Flops

There was a guy at my show the other night with his girlfriend, on a Saturday night, wearing flip-flops. It's like saying, 'Hey, baby, anybody...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jeffrey Ross: On Iraq

At this point we should just make it the 51st state. Welcome to Iraqachusetts: live free and die.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jeffrey Ross: You're Getting Fat When...

You know you're getting fat when you go to unbutton the top of your pants -- and you already did it.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jeffrey Ross: Drunk Driving Incident

I got wasted last night, and I hit an animal with my car -- in the lobby of Caesar's Palace.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jeffrey Ross: Pam Anderson in Playboy

Pamela Anderson from 'Baywatch' is on the cover of the new Playboy. My buddy calls me up, 'Jeff, Jeff, did you read it?' I said, 'Read<\i> it? I...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jeffrey Ross: Not Like Other Comedians

I'm not like other comedians. I want you to know that right now. I start out slow -- and then get fired.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jeffrey Ross: Sexually Transmitted

Wouldn't it be great if our bodies were designed so that instead of bad things, good things could be transmitted through sex? Like skills. 'Oh...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jeffrey Ross: Politically Correct Language

I'm not always politically correct, like I said. I don't even know the language anymore. Like, tell me if I'm getting this right, OK? Indians are...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jeffrey Ross: Politically Correct Circus Freaks

You think that circus freaks are politically correct with other circus freaks? Think the strong man is in the back of the circus tent, 'Hey look,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Jeffrey Ross: Like a Hang Nail

I'm hung like a hang nail. They call me the Cashew Jew.

Posted: 10/30/2008