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Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success

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The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.

Filed under: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Views: 423

Posted: 05/22/2003

Jeff Stilson - Squirrels

Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (956), food (790)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 911

Jeff Stilson - Child Birth

"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (987), health (956)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 820

Jeff Stilson - Parenting

Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 582

Jeff Stilson - Flirting

When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (987), money (852)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 573

Jeff Stilson - Marriage

Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), dating (649), marriage (575)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 545

Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German

"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), ethnic (813), animals (783)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 514

Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage

Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 493

Jeff Stilson - Birth

Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 370

Jeff Stilson - Marriage

Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.

Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363


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