When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Filed under: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), money (865)
Views: 594
Posted: 05/23/1994
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 927
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 857
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), dating (656), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 619
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 601
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 591
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), ethnic (814), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 535
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 481
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 401
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 399
Caroline Rhea - Therapy
Caroline's in denial about being in therapy.
Tags: Caroline Rhea (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,293
Jeff Stilson - Verbal Romance
Women should have teleprompters mounted on their foreheads.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 217
Dov Davidoff - God's Crazy Associates
Why is everybody most closely associated with God always doing something wild?
Tags: Dov Davidoff (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 2,264
Anthony Szpak - Thanking God
Maybe athletes should pray for something a little more important.
Tags: Anthony Szpak (1), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/24/00
Views: 255
Laura Kightlinger - Boyfriend Psychiatrist
Boyfriends will readily tell you what's wrong with your mental health.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 2,009
Norm MacDonald - Game Shows
The prize on "The Dating Game" is another contestant.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 707
Jake Johannsen - Response Letter
Jake responds to mail from troubled fans.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), men/women (1003), family (667)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 228
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 601
Lizz Winstead - Zen Buddhism
Liz dated a Zen Buddhist for a while.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 559
