"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Filed under: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), health (976)
Views: 857
Posted: 02/24/1992
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 925
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), dating (656), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 614
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 598
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 593
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 584
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), ethnic (814), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 533
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 478
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 399
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 399
Sue Kolinsky - Kids
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 777
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 399
Sandra Bernhard - Abortion
God knows there are enough kids in the world.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 123
Jack Gallagher - Having a Baby at 38
By the time Jack is 50, his child will be 12.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 363
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 925
Mike MacDonald - Trying to Get Pregnant
Mike is working overtime to get his wife pregnant.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 632
John Ridley - Abortion Rights
If men could get pregnant, abortions would be legal.
Tags: John Ridley (5), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 121
Jack Gallagher - Baby Clothes
A baby wears costumes until it fits into real clothes.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (841), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 307
Kevin Meaney - Big Tan
Kevin's putting on weight for the summer.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,041
Judy Toll - Growing Up
Judy has had to de-slutize herself for the 90s.
Tags: Judy Toll (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 472
