"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Filed under: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (985), health (946)
Views: 812
Posted: 02/24/1992
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (946), food (787)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 907
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (826)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 578
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (985), money (848)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 572
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), dating (649), marriage (574)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 528
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), ethnic (813), animals (779)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 506
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 471
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 411
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (985)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 366
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363
Sue Kolinsky - Kids
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), health (946), kids (826)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 643
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (985)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 366
Sandra Bernhard - Abortion
God knows there are enough kids in the world.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), men/women (985), health (946)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 120
Jack Gallagher - Having a Baby at 38
By the time Jack is 50, his child will be 12.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), health (946), kids (826)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 355
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (946), food (787)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 907
Mike MacDonald - Trying to Get Pregnant
Mike is working overtime to get his wife pregnant.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), sex (1265), kids (826)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 518
John Ridley - Abortion Rights
If men could get pregnant, abortions would be legal.
Tags: John Ridley (5), men/women (985), health (946)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 115
Jack Gallagher - Baby Clothes
A baby wears costumes until it fits into real clothes.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (826), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 301
Kevin Meaney - Big Tan
Kevin's putting on weight for the summer.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), men/women (985), health (946)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 911
Judy Toll - Growing Up
Judy has had to de-slutize herself for the 90s.
Tags: Judy Toll (2), sex (1265), men/women (985)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 443
