Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Filed under: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Views: 399
Posted: 05/22/2003
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 927
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 857
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Couples should spend two weeks apart after they get married.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), dating (656), marriage (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 619
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 601
Jeff Stilson - Flirting
When flirting, you want to act confident, not maniacal.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 594
Jeff Stilson - Sports Coverage
Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 592
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), ethnic (814), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 535
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 482
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 402
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 857
Jeff Stilson - Parenting
Your father's an alcoholic because you're a loser.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 601
Jeff Stilson - Secret to Success
The secret to a successful marriage is low expectations.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 482
Carol Leifer - Having a Baby
It's scary to imagine the pain of giving birth.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 573
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363
David Feldman - Sexual Harassment
What constitutes sexual harassment?
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 381
Sue Kolinsky - Kids
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 781
Jo Koy - Eight Pounds
Football isn't tough.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 14,848
Lewis Dix - Babies
Lewis equates the size of a baby with its father's efforts.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 984
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 2,406
