Two brain hemispheres, two microphones.
Filed under: Jeff Marder (5), animals (791), religion (776)
Views: 225
Posted: 02/24/1992
Jeff Marder - Both Hemispheres of Your Brain
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 617
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 487
Jeff Marder - Deplaning
Airlines frown on flying naked.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 264
Jeff Marder - Internal Thermostat
Sometimes it's not worth getting up.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 206
Richard Lewis - Crazy Waldo
Crazy Waldo gets married for the fifth time.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 219
Richard Lewis - Intercourse
The 90s is the decade of the shrieking orgasm.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 155
Richard Lewis - Cable Television
Cable is where television is at right now.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), TV (543)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 72
Sandra Bernhard - Dateline
Sandra divulges Stone Phillips' darkest secrets.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 259
Andy Kindler - The Right Religion
Everyone claims that their religion is right.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 465
Jeff Marder - Deplaning
Airlines frown on flying naked.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 264
Jeff Marder - Internal Thermostat
Sometimes it's not worth getting up.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 206
Ellen DeGeneres - Hunting
Ellen doesn't understand hunting, unless it's something you're proud of killing -- like a hunter.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), animals (791), TV (543)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 35,044
D.C. Benny - German Shepherd
Being Jewish and owning a German Shepherd is not a good mix.
Tags: D.C. Benny (10), animals (791), religion (776)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,498
Richard Lewis - Down South
In the South, they think that "Hanukkah" is a duck call.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 340
