When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
Filed under: Jeff Marder (5), sex (1283), health (976)
Views: 617
Posted: 05/30/1994
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 487
Jeff Marder - Deplaning
Airlines frown on flying naked.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 264
Jeff Marder - Two Hemispheres
Two brain hemispheres, two microphones.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), animals (791), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 225
Jeff Marder - Internal Thermostat
Sometimes it's not worth getting up.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 206
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 487
Janine DiTullio - Dental Plan
Just chew on the other side.
Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 290
Jeff Marder - Internal Thermostat
Sometimes it's not worth getting up.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 206
Dan Devido - Moving Day
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
Tags: Dan Devido (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 384
Dan Devido - New York City
Driving a car in Manhattan will change your life.
Tags: Dan Devido (2), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 474
Dave Attell - Insurance
Dave has car insurance but no health insurance.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 726
John Henson - New York Attitude
New Yorkers take their attitudes wherever they go.
Tags: John Henson (3), New York City (602), travel (310)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 813
Frank Prinzi - Stuck in Traffic
What's the point of sitting in traffic without seeing a cool accident?
Tags: Frank Prinzi (3), health (976), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 696
David Feldman - Drug Wars
TV is the biggest opiate in this country.
Tags: David Feldman (14), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 367
Ryan Hamilton - Lasik Surgery
Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,035
