When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Airlines frown on flying naked.
Two brain hemispheres, two microphones.
Sometimes it's not worth getting up.
I was growing up as a kid, which is the best time to grow up.
If your last name is Samsonite, what do you put on your luggage?
I happen to enjoy it when I drive past one of those psychic advisor places that have gone out of business. They should have known -- I mean, of all...
Why do they call it rush hour and your car just sits there?
Why is easy listening music so hard to listen to?
Why is Wednesday called hump day when most people get laid on the weekends?