They said Rodney King was going 115 mph when they pulled him over.
George Bush doesn't want a new Texas.
Jeffrey Dahmer must have an eating disorder.
L.A. is very dangerous. I carry a gun in my car, that way, in case the police stop me, I can fend them off until the press gets there.
Daryl Gates has come out with a video to teach people the correct way to get arrested. 'First step out of your car. Put your hands behind your...
We have to get Bush out of office. He doesn't give a damn about us. Did you hear his new health care plan? He said, 'My new healthcare plan: stay...
Now he's trying to get out of that tax snafu he did a couple years ago. He's trying to wrangle his way out of that. 'I never said no new taxes. I...
I see these two women on 'Geraldo,' and they're arguing about whether or not killing sperm constitutes abortion. I hope not, because if so, me and...
Jeffrey Dahmer was declared legally sane. I guess he's just got an eating disorder. He doesn't need prison time; he just needs Jenny Craig.