If you call a Latin woman a bitch, you better run because they stab.
You gotta say "Bitch" and then run.
If Jeff gets one more DUI, he has to teach the class.
Did you know 7/11 has credit?
Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.
Jeff's grandma divorced her husband after 60 years of marriage.
Why do cholos always go to the carnival?
Girls are rude these days.
Jeff used to call this big girl Vanessa, "Snaps."