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Jeff Dunham - Afraid of Walter

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Achmed's life sucks.

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Views: 102,181

Posted: 01/01/2000

Jeff Dunham - Christmas Carols

Silence! Night.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (41), drugs (347), holidays (56)

Posted: 11/11/08
Views: 429,452

Jeff Dunham - Love Life

My wife calls me "The Hurricane."

Tags: Jeff Dunham (41), sex (904), marriage (413)

Posted: 01/01/00
Views: 424,689

Jeff Dunham - Christmas Trailer

Their career is zooming!

Tags: Jeff Dunham (41), holidays (56),

Posted: 11/11/08
Views: 307,268

Jeff Dunham - Running Off

Walter grumbles about parking spots.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (41), Comedy Central Presents (1779), marriage (413)

Posted: 04/07/06
Views: 297,079

Jeff Dunham's Holiday Tips - Cooking

On Christmas, cooking safety is essential.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (41), food (493), holidays (56)

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 179,928

Jeff Dunham - Pop-Up Video

Bubba J sings a ballad about the deer that changed his life.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (41), animals (400), holidays (56)

Posted: 10/26/08
Views: 176,888

Holiday Special Preview

Jeff and Walter are really moving up in the world.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (41), alcohol (359), gay/homosexual (259)

Posted: 11/03/08
Views: 170,957

Jeff Dunham - Santa Claus

Achmed is incognito.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (41), holidays (56),

Posted: 11/11/08
Views: 159,641

Jeff Dunham - Letter to Santa

Next time, wear a NASCAR suit.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (41), holidays (56), Jesus (53)

Posted: 11/11/08
Views: 157,509

Jeff Dunham's Holiday Tips - Tree Sap

Jeff and the puppets share a few Christmas tree hints.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (41), holidays (56),

Posted: 01/01/00
Views: 138,170

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Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Disappointment

Dad, I'm sorry I was a disappointment.

Tags: kids (595), parents (446)

Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 839

Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - To the Greatest Father In the World

Happy Father's Day to the greatest father in the world.

Tags: kids (595), parents (446)

Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 1,538

Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Dear Dad, Guess What?

Jeff Dunham and Achmed have a surprise for your dad.

Tags: kids (595), parents (446)

Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 1,219

Jeff Dunham: Father's Day Cards - Thanks For Having Me

Thank your dad for having you with this card from Jeff Dunham and Achmed.

Tags: kids (595), parents (446)

Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 1,345

Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Today Is Your Day

Dad, today is your day to sit back and relax.

Tags: kids (595), parents (446)

Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 879

Lewis Black - Long Christmas

How long does it take you Christians to shop?

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (493)

Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 7,221

Paul Kozlowski - The Holidays

Ever wonder why we celebrate Halloween?

Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), food (493), religion (320)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 156

Sebastian Maniscalco - Doggie Santa

It's a dog -- let it be a dog.

Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1779), animals (400)

Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 3,847

Lisa Landry - Easy Religion

Lisa likes being a low maintenance Catholic.

Tags: Lisa Landry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1779), religion (320)

Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 1,449

Demetri Martin - Drunk Backseat Driver

Don't make the same Halloween costume mistake as Demetri Martin.

Tags: Demetri Martin (19), Comedy Central Presents (1779), alcohol (359)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 51,501


Mike Birbiglia: Everyone Gets a Valentine

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid, everyone gets a valentine. It's like, 'To Tim: Nice pants! Love, Scott.'

Posted: 10/30/2008

Frosty the Snowman's Pants

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?

A: He heard the snowblower coming.

Posted: 12/01/2008

Christmas Chimney Congestion

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?

A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney.

Posted: 12/01/2008

Jingle Balls

Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?

A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.

Posted: 12/01/2008

Saint Patrick's Day Troubleshooting

SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to satisfy and the front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to wrong part of...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Easter Egg Hunt

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Posted: 12/01/2008

Dirty Halloween Phrases

-- I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
-- Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
-- She's got a couple of nice...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Todd Barry: The Body Shop

I discovered a great store this past holiday season: The Body Shop. Oh my God, that is the perfect last minute thoughtless gift warehouse.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Patton Oswalt: Coloring Easter Eggs

Remember when you were growing up and you wanted to color eggs for Easter? Where did you go? There was only one game in town: PAAS. You went to...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Adam Ferrara: Easter Lesson

My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming...

Posted: 10/30/2008

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