Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.
President Bush just wants to be loved.
Jeff's wife doesn't fart.
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
Being a dick prevents cancer.
Los Angeles: Mexican food -- good; gangs -- bad.
Jeff feels badly for male figure skaters.
Jeff loves old geezer sports announcers.