You think it's possible for them to design an electric car that
doesn't look like a gay spaceship?
Posted: 03/24/2005
We have the greatest democracy in the world. Of course, you
don't have to win the election to become president, but don't nitpick this to...
Posted: 03/24/2005
I got the classic Italian male body. I got the ass of a
270-pound man and the chest of a small Romanian gymnast.
Posted: 03/24/2005
Latin women will start moving 30 seconds before there's music.
It's like a cat before an earthquake, man -- 'Hang on, there's music coming, I know...
Posted: 03/24/2005
I like the real fights, like channel 291, 3:30 in the morning,
and it's live -- just some guys beating the tar out of each other. I love those...
Posted: 03/24/2005
I wanna be there when one of these guys snaps, loses it, says
the wrong thing at the wrong time -- their subconscious just takes over and he can't...
Posted: 03/24/2005
You like Mr. Pibb? You get to drink all the Mr. Pibb you want!
But you wake up 10 years from now and think, 'Well, I think I'd like something hot...
Posted: 03/24/2005
I wish I was a Puerto Rican dude 'cause when it comes to baby
making, Puerto Rican dudes -- bang! -- first time, every time. Immaculate conception,...
Posted: 03/24/2005
We don't notice the eyebrow. Once in a blue moon, when it's
that woman who shaves off her own actual human eyebrows and draws in the Halloween...
Posted: 03/24/2005