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Jeff Cesario

Jeff is one of the most versatile and respected comedians working in the business today. He was born and raised a cheesehead and somehow managed to graduate from the University of Wisoconsin. For the next five years he was a writer for newspapers and magazines throughout the midwest and also a free-lance musician. That's correct, he was starving.

In 1980 he moved to Minneapolis and launched his career as a stand up comedian. After quickly attaining regional success, in '83 he moved to Los Angeles, and in '84 made his national television debut on "Latenight with David Letterman." Over the next decade he appeared many times on "The Tonight Show" with both Johnny Carson and Jay Leno as well as the Letterman show and many other talk shows. Jeff starred in his own standup specials for both Showtime and HBO. He received a Cable Ace nomination for each, winning two.

Jeff used this success as a standup to springboard into writing and producing. In '94 he helped Dennis Miller launch "Dennis Miller Live" on HBO and garnered two Emmys and two Cable Aces in the process, functioning as both writer and exectuve producer. He then became a producer and writer on the acclaimed "Larry Sanders Show" starring Garry Shandling.

He's just launched a sports parody website, Sportalicious! (http://www.sportalicious.com)

He got married recently and also bought a house which he and his wife are renovating, so if he seems out of breath, cut him some slack.... [MORE]
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Jeff Cesario - Rent Boxing

Knocked Onto Queer Street

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Posted: 03/25/05
Views: 20,612

Jeff Cesario - George W. Bush

President Bush just wants to be loved.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 3,642

Jeff Cesario - Back-timing Spouses

Snooze Alarmists

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Posted: 03/25/05
Views: 3,465

Jeff Cesario - Marriage

Jeff's wife doesn't fart.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,271

Jeff Cesario - Women These Days

Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,015

Jeff Cesario - The Good China

As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,308

Jeff Cesario - Cancer

Being a dick prevents cancer.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,305

Jeff Cesario - L.A. Gangs

Los Angeles: Mexican food -- good; gangs -- bad.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,108

Jeff Cesario - Sporting Events

Jeff feels badly for male figure skaters.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,063

Jeff Cesario - Boxing

Jeff loves old geezer sports announcers.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 934

Jeff Cesario: Electric Car Design

You think it's possible for them to design an electric car that doesn't look like a gay spaceship?

Posted: 03/24/2005

Jeff Cesario: Greatest Democracy in the World

We have the greatest democracy in the world. Of course, you don't have to win the election to become president, but don't nitpick this to...

Posted: 03/24/2005

Jeff Cesario: Classic Italian Male Body

I got the classic Italian male body. I got the ass of a 270-pound man and the chest of a small Romanian gymnast.

Posted: 03/24/2005

Jeff Cesario: Latin Women and Music

Latin women will start moving 30 seconds before there's music. It's like a cat before an earthquake, man -- 'Hang on, there's music coming, I know...

Posted: 03/24/2005

Jeff Cesario: Real Fights

I like the real fights, like channel 291, 3:30 in the morning, and it's live -- just some guys beating the tar out of each other. I love those...

Posted: 03/24/2005

Jeff Cesario: Southern Golfers

I wanna be there when one of these guys snaps, loses it, says the wrong thing at the wrong time -- their subconscious just takes over and he can't...

Posted: 03/24/2005

Jeff Cesario: Married Life

You like Mr. Pibb? You get to drink all the Mr. Pibb you want! But you wake up 10 years from now and think, 'Well, I think I'd like something hot...

Posted: 03/24/2005

Jeff Cesario: Puerto Rican Dudes

I wish I was a Puerto Rican dude 'cause when it comes to baby making, Puerto Rican dudes -- bang! -- first time, every time. Immaculate conception,...

Posted: 03/24/2005

Jeff Cesario: Never Notice Eyebrows

We don't notice the eyebrow. Once in a blue moon, when it's that woman who shaves off her own actual human eyebrows and draws in the Halloween...

Posted: 03/24/2005