Nine guys defeated the greatest army ever assembled.
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
Is she having an orgasm or just something to say?
You can tell a Scottish bartender is hammered because he's so hammered.
Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Jay got punched in the Heathrow Airport.
You used to get the phone number when you called 411.
Do yourself a favor and set your cell phone ring to something like "ring."
Sometimes ordering from a Chinese restaurant is complete pandemonium.
Jay Mohr promotes the Homeless Olympics.