Do yourself a favor and set your cell phone ring to something like "ring."
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
Is she having an orgasm or just something to say?
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
You can tell a Scottish bartender is hammered because he's so hammered.
Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
Jay got punched in the Heathrow Airport.
You used to get the phone number when you called 411.
Sometimes ordering from a Chinese restaurant is complete pandemonium.
Jay Mohr promotes the Homeless Olympics.