Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a
cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to...
Posted: 04/27/2004
I am going to be sentenced to the StairMaster ring of Dante's
'Inferno,' where I have to get on a StairMaster, and they're going to tape my feet to...
Posted: 05/25/2004
Pedestrian's rights -- because we live in California, I've got
to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about that. I suppose if...
Posted: 02/24/1992