Maybe if the pilot stopped talking, you could get some rest.
Filed under: Jamie Kennedy (14), religion (776), imitations (772)
Views: 1,414
Posted: 01/07/2001
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,846
Jamie Kennedy - The Bachelorette
No one wants to marry the whore.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (750), TV (543)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 7,147
Jamie Kennedy - Smoking Pot
Smoke pot -- get paid.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (750), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 4,844
Jamie Kennedy - Ashton Kutcher Stole My Idea
Ashton Kutcher has stolen other ideas from Jamie Kennedy aside from his TV show.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 3,226
Jamie Kennedy - British "COPS"
English people are too polite for a British version of "COPS" to be interesting.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 2,720
Jamie Kennedy - Loveline
Everyone calls in for the stupidest reasons.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 2,100
Jamie Kennedy - Carrier Pigeon
People wouldn't call just to say "hi" if they had to use a carrier pigeon.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,732
Jamie Kennedy - DCCC
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 1,651
Lenny Clarke - Married and Catholic
Catholics don't get divorced.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,002
Jamie Kennedy - B-Rad
Some white kids pretend the mall is their ghetto.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 787
Jamie Kennedy - DCCC
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 1,651
Jamie Kennedy - Loveline
Everyone calls in for the stupidest reasons.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 2,100
Jamie Kennedy - British "COPS"
English people are too polite for a British version of "COPS" to be interesting.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 2,720
Harland Williams - Parent Sex
Harland couldn't get to sleep last night.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 777
Tony Camin - Fish Market
The halibut sleep in piles at the fish market.
Tags: Tony Camin (4), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 251
Richard Lewis - Sports
The Jewish Center League's sports mascot was the Embarrassment Boy.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 372
Jamie Kennedy - Smoking Pot
Smoke pot -- get paid.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (750), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 4,844
Jamie Kennedy - The Bachelorette
No one wants to marry the whore.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (750), TV (543)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 7,147
