English people are too polite for a British version of "COPS" to be interesting.
Filed under: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Views: 2,720
Posted: 02/03/2005
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,841
Jamie Kennedy - The Bachelorette
No one wants to marry the whore.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (750), TV (543)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 7,139
Jamie Kennedy - Smoking Pot
Smoke pot -- get paid.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (750), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 4,840
Jamie Kennedy - Ashton Kutcher Stole My Idea
Ashton Kutcher has stolen other ideas from Jamie Kennedy aside from his TV show.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 3,222
Jamie Kennedy - Loveline
Everyone calls in for the stupidest reasons.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 2,096
Jamie Kennedy - Carrier Pigeon
People wouldn't call just to say "hi" if they had to use a carrier pigeon.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,730
Jamie Kennedy - DCCC
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 1,649
Andrew Kennedy - Homeboy-Upon-Avon
Andrew's dad started a program to teach Shakespeare to inner-city kids.
Tags: Andrew Kennedy (11), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 1,300
Jamie Kennedy - The Bachelorette
No one wants to marry the whore.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (750), TV (543)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 7,139
Jamie Kennedy - Ashton Kutcher Stole My Idea
Ashton Kutcher has stolen other ideas from Jamie Kennedy aside from his TV show.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 3,222
Jamie Kennedy - B-Rad
Some white kids pretend the mall is their ghetto.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 785
Jamie Kennedy - DCCC
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 1,649
Rick Corso - Career Criminal
The seven-day waiting period only makes criminals angrier.
Tags: Rick Corso (4), money (865), TV (543)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 291
Alex Thomas - Cops
Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.
Tags: Alex Thomas (3), imitations (772), crime (415)
Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 611
D.L. Hughley - Cops
Police in New York are a lot different than cops in L.A.
Tags: ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 3,498
Kareem Matthews - Getting Pulled Over
When white people get pulled over, they get out of the car and have a laugh with the officer.
Tags: Kareem Matthews (2), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 497
Jamie Kennedy - Sleeping on an Airplane
Maybe if the pilot stopped talking, you could get some rest.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 1,414
