Think about this: that Eucharist is the body of Christ, the son
of God, the creator of the whole universe. Don't you think he could have just a...
Posted: 01/07/2001
I used to listen to that show 'Loveline.' I don't listen to it
anymore. I got tired of people calling up for the stupidest problems. People would...
Posted: 01/07/2001
I'm like, 'Hey, Phil, this is pretty good pizza'. He's like,
'Pft. It's not like a piece of New York pizza. You wanna call that piece of cracker...
Posted: 01/20/2005
I find it strange when people call just to say 'hi.' Do you
think they would do that if it was the 1700s, and they had to use a carrier pigeon?
Posted: 12/09/2004
Hey fool, I thought I told you. I don't want to see your ass in
front of Baby Gap no more. You take your ass down to Wicks 'n' Sticks.
Posted: 03/31/2005
You ever see a white kid trying to hit on a black woman? 'Hey,
baby. Hey, I know they say once you go black, you never go back. But you should try...
Posted: 03/31/2005
I went to college for, like, one second. I went to a college
called DCCC. With that many C's, you know it can't be good. I think it stood for...
Posted: 01/06/2005
You ever notice how sports announcers over-analyze everything
about the game? 'I'll tell you Marv, I'll tell you -- if he didn't make that shot,...
Posted: 12/02/2004